Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Sleeping with the boss this Christmas could get you a promotion!

I got this from Monique at sextoys.co.uk. Last Christmas work's party was the first time I met CG. He wasn't my boss and I didn't get a promotion (in fact quite the opposite - but that's for another time). But ....

.. if you’re looking for a promotion during these hard times – it seems that sleeping with your boss at the Christmas office party could get you where you want to be.

With drinks flowing and people letting their hair down at the end of a busy year, a recent survey shows that the Christmas office party is the perfect place for festive flirtations.

67% of those surveyed said they would use the Christmas office party as an opportunity to pull a colleague, a massive 48% stated they’d had sex after their Christmas office party with somebody from work and 10% admitted to sleeping with their boss!

The survey by online adult retailer sextoys.co.uk also revealed that 33% of those that had, did not regret it and 12% even ended up getting a promotion as a result.

When it comes to location, it seems that over 30% couldn’t even wait to get home and used the office to get their rocks off.

If you’re not getting much action and are looking for a new job this time of year, maybe you should apply for a reception job, the survey also revealed that the office receptionist is the most likely to pull at the Christmas office party with the accountant as the least likely.

24% stated they would ask their boss for a pay rise at the Christmas office party and over 30% said they had been abusive to a colleague.

Thursday, 4 December 2008

HNT - Start of the Weekend

Last weekend we managed a couple of nights away. This was Friday night's contribution to the proceedings!

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Coco de Mer massage candle for starters

Susie at Coco de Mer recently sent me a massage candle to try out. It was from the Jimmyjane range and similar to this one here but smaller and coriander and quince “flavour”. It arrived beautifully packaged with a lovely red ribbon around a plain white box (the freestyle “willies” on the postal envelope caused slight embarrassment when I picked it up from a friend’s office!).

The actual candle is encased in a ceramic square. As the candle burns it gives off a unique and “clean” smell. It took only a few minutes to produce enough wax to use. CG looked quite concerned when I blew out the candle and started to tip the pot over his chest. However, the wax wasn’t too hot and it rubbed in really nicely. He very quickly got the hint and asked if I’d like to try some.

Soon I was lying on my front having a fabulous massage. The wax is as nice as any massage oil. The scent was quite strong but not overpowering. As he worked up my back, and I started dozing off, I was thinking how I would be able to write up what a lovely massage candle I was sent……

And then, as he continued to work my lower back, he slipped his free hand under my pelvis and started a far more interesting massage. Coco de Mer products suggest to me an element of the erotic rather than graphic so it seems inappropriate to go into detail on the half hour of amazing oral sex that followed, or the mind blowing sex that capped off the night. Suffice to say I can highly recommend the massage candle!

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Erotica 08 (more info)

I have more information on the Erotica08 show:

From Friday 21st to Sunday 23rd November 2008, the Olympia exhibition space will once again be taken over for the annual Erotica exhibition. Erotica is the biggest consumer adult lifestyle show in the world as well as being the most daring and exciting event of the year. The event showcases over 250 of the best and most exciting people and products from the world of erotica. Just a few of the reasons why so people attended the sell-out show last year included the stimulating live stage shows, endless shopping opportunities, seminars and stunning art galleries.

The Erotica exhibition has been going since 1997 and is aimed at freethinking adults of all ages wishing to experience and enjoy a diverse range of entertainment and stylish lifestyle events, products and services, whilst promoting safe and respectful sex. Erotica is and has become the exhibition with the largest footfall of all UK consumer shows and its famous exhibitors at this year's Erotica include Richard Larsen Jewellery and Velda Lauder Corsets (well known around world - makes items for Dita Von Teese).

In addition to attending the show, the public can become Erotica members, which offers holders many benefits. As an Erotica Red, Gold or Black Card holder, members have some serious perks.

On the Saturday night during the exhibition; the famous Erotica Winter Ball is the party to see and be seen at. This year, The Erotica Winter Ball will be held at the glamorous Club Coliseum on 22nd November 2008 and tickets are £60 per-person.
Tickets for both the Erotica Winter Ball and the exhibition are available at
www.erotica2008.com strictly over 18s, no cameras and no street wear permitted. Black Card Members receive 2 VIP tickets to the Erotica Ball as part of the membership package.

The Erotica exhibition is the ideal day out for daring and intrigued individuals, couples and groups; be daring, be decadent and have fun!

I'm still not sure if CG and I can make it along. If we do I will report back. If you are planning to go - let me know.

Monday, 17 November 2008

Sex Toy Review – The Zone

I’ve had my new toys for over a week now and feel bad that I’ve not written anything more about them.

Part of the reason is that I’m not really sure that I “get” them. To be absolutely honest I’m not sure I can write up a review on the Pleasure Ball Massager. Lovely as it looks it is not what I would class a sex toy. I have had easier orgasms off CG’s electric toothbrush (the handle end obviously – not the brush bit!). I’m sure that as an aid to massage it’s very pleasurable. However, as an speedy orgasm ….. well it just wasn’t the right shape, size or intensity. Be assured though, I will persevere!

I haven’t really given the Blow Guard a good run for it’s money yet – so will make time for that this week.

So, now onto The Zone.

The Product:
The Zone is a lovely toy to look at. Sold in two styles. Mine is the “smooth pink” but they also sell “ribbed purple”. It has a 3 and a half inch shaft with a fairly hefty girth. It sits on 3 splayed out legs with the control buttons on one leg. It’s made from silicone rubber and is nice and firm. .

There are no instructions with this but I guess the general idea is that you insert the shaft and turn it on. You can do this lying down or sit onto it. Due to the positioning of the legs I imagine unless you sat on it and leant right over you could not get any part to vibrate directly against your clit. It is, however, a comfortable fit once sat on!

The buttons give you seven different vibrating options: "Foreplay", "Turn up the Heat", "Woo hoo", "Oragasmic", "Throbbing", "Rock n Roll" and "Surging". I found the controls easy to access and operate. There is also a shut off button so you don’t have to work through all 7 speeds to turn it off.

Doing the business:
f you are the sort of girl who can orgasm from “internal” vibrations then you are well away. However, it wasn’t the right shape or length to hit my g-spot – and I’m the sort of girl who either needs a hell of a lot of g-spot impact or direct clit stimulation. So that didn’t do it for me. My second idea was to sit on it and use my rabbit (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14099). This was great as sometimes I find keeping the rabbit inside me whilst the ears hit the spot a bit tricky. The only issue was positioning of the body of the rabbit. However, that wasn’t the fault of The Zone. Then, I realised that wasn’t really giving The Zone a proper workout so I decided to persevere and see how I could use The Zone, solo, to get off.

Using The Zone as a standard vibrator (ie, against your clit) does work. “foreplay” and “turn up the heat” just weren’t doing it for me though (did I mention I like a lot of vibrations?!). “woo hoo” could have taken me over the edge very easily (but I wanted a little fun) and “rock n roll” was great. However, “orgasmic” really did the trick. It was like having oral from someone who keeps pausing just as you are about to come; but that you know is going to get you there in the end.

So, the bottom line is that The Zone can get you off in a way that is really pleasurable. It might work better for some people than for others but it’s not going to leave you frustrated.

Value for money:
At nearly £45 it’s a bit expensive for a “standard” vibrator. However, the real test is whether I plan to keep it in my “favourites” box…. and the answer is yes. It’s just too much fun to relegate to the back of the drawer. Rating 6/10Pros: Looks great, snug fit, good variations on vibrationsCons: Quite expensive for something that I don’t think works as intended*.

* If OnJoy want to tell me where I have been going wrong I am happy to give it another go (more than happy to infact!) and post my results!

Erotica 08

I was up in London last week and noticed a load of adverts for Erotica 08.

I'm hoping to attend and have asked the organisers for a bit more information so I can blog about it in advance. However, I can say they do seem to have a superb lineup of exhibitors.
I will blog more information as I get it.

Friday, 14 November 2008

Sugasm #152

This Week’s Picks
Sugarbutch Star: Maze - The Girl in the Red Dress - “She’s the kind of girl who brings out the worst in me.”

treat or … fuck - “He looked like I had just given him a car for Christmas and he gently took my hand and led me upstairs. ”

A Life Exposed and Amplified - “We were breaking the rules and being dirty.”

Mr. Sugasm HimselfSugar Bank

Editor’s ChoiceI told him I loved him. He gave me a pen.

More Sugasm Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

HNT - under the covers

So, I persuaded CG to pose for a HNT. It has to be said it's always easier to persuade a man if a blow job is offered in return!

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Photo Blog - Blokes Bits

I happened upon this site earlier today (via Erotic Garden). The photo the left rather nicely sums up what this photo blog site is about. It is well worth a viewing!

CG has been resisting HNT but this week I am inspired and shall be putting my foot down and getting the camera out (well a girl can try!).

Photo credit http://surabayajim.tumblr.com and http://www.thegardenofadam.com

Saturday, 8 November 2008

New Toys

I got into the office late on Friday afternoon to find a parcel from the lovely people at OnJoy. They had sent me The Zone, the Pleasure Ball Massager and a Blow Guard. I was so keen to get my hands on The Zone that I unwrapped it in the car on the way home. My plan had been to wait until Sunday, when we have the entire day to ourselves, to test out of these toys for OnJoy (oh, did I mention I’m going to be doing some toy testing for them here on the blog). I was meant to be spending Friday evening preparing for the party we are having this evening. So, whilst I knew I didn’t have time for a proper play I did allow myself 20 minutes to look them over. The Zone is pictured above (I think it looks a bit like a gaming joystick), the Ball Massager is just that, a big purple and pink ball, and the Blow Guard had me in stitches at the thought of going down on CG looking like a hockey player. So, more on these toys as I get to grips with them over the next week or so!

As I say, the plan was that I’d be prepping for the party as CG wasn’t due home until late. However he surprised me, and himself when he found a bed covered in sex toys, by coming home early. But by this time I was cooking - so no time for fun. Anyway, the evening didn’t go quite as planned. Basic prep done he took me off for a spin in his ultra sexy motor (is it wrong to get quite so turned on by the fast driving of a powerful car by a masterful man?!), we had a fabulous Thai meal and drank two bottles of wine. The net result being all I can remember about what followed in bed was he allowed me more exploration of my ultimate fantasy with the help of this little bit of kit from LoveHoney (can I promote two companies in one blog post?!). He also let me do something far more intimate and controlling – but we’ll leave that for another post.

Roll on lazy Sunday is all I can say!

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Mixing business and pleasure

As we leave and I’m saying goodbye to some guests from our business dinner she comes up to us. “You guys off then”. I say yes and give her a hug. She looks at you then back to me and says “Space for one more?” I look at you. We’ve talked about this before, in fantasy talk, you know how I feel about her. She is someone we regularly work. She is beautiful, curvaceous, with long dark hair and an infectious laugh. You give a smile and shrug your shoulders as if to say, “It’s your call”.

I wrap my arm around her waist and squeeze her, as if I’m casual about the whole thing, “Go for it”.

And then we are outside walking back to our hotel. Decision made; so simple really. You slip your arm around my shoulders and as she chats on, giggly normal conversation, she tucks her arm into mine. Occasionally brushing up against me.

In the lift you lean over to me and slowly kiss me. Then looking over my shoulder you say teasingly “Oh sorry, I forgot you were there” and throw your arm around her shoulders and, as I move away, you hug her. Then you lift her face to you and gently kiss her on the lips. It’s sensual rather than sexual but I feel a tug in my stomach and a rush of desire.

When we get into the room you fix us drinks and then go to the bathroom. From previous evenings spent gossiping with her I know she is bisexual but suddenly the 10 years between us become more apparent and she is a nervous young lady in a potentially awkward situation. Her lack of confidence conversely fuels mine and I move towards her. “Can I kiss you?” I ask. She nods her ascent and I move closer and touch her face, her skin is perfect and she is incredibly beautiful. I move my hand around to the back of her neck and bring my lips to hers. As I expect, her lips are smooth but her kiss is passionate from the start, almost rough and it makes me catch my breath and moan slightly.

As we kiss she runs her hands down my body, across my back and then up to my breasts. I realise I still have one hand by my side and mirror her; feeling her fleshy breasts, soft and warm. I suddenly notice you are in the doorway, smiling at us. You say “Carry on” and move to the chair by the bed. Picking up your drink so casually.

I want to kiss her again, but she steps back and easing her dress off her shoulders allows it to drop the floor. She slips out of her thong and steps out of her shoes. She is stood less than two foot from me wearing only a corset that accentuates her curves and offers up her fabulous breasts. Her confidence has definitely returned and she slowly undoes the buttons on my blouse and helps me out of my trousers. We kiss again and the expanses of my naked flesh against her body tingle. Frustratingly she pulls away again and sits on the bed. Then she lies back, supporting herself on her elbows. “Kiss me” she says; opening her legs to me. I don’t hesitate as I kneel between her thighs. I wrap my hands around her arse and gently touch my tongue to her smooth pussy. I slide my tongue back and forth, feeling her clit harden. I move one hand and use it to open her lips and give me greater access. I then slip my fingers inside her. She tastes amazing, feels amazing and I can feel myself throbbing.

I am unaware of your presence in the room once more, until you move over to the bed and say, “Can I join in?” She moans “Hell yea” but you stay were you are and touch me on the shoulder and look to me for confirmation. I look up and, again, mirroring her say “Hell yea” with a smile.

You lean over and kiss her and whilst doing so start to undress yourself. She removes one hand from where she has it tangled in my hair and helps you unbuckle your belt. You briefly stand to shed all your clothes. You are as hard as I have ever seen you and it turns me on further. Then she pulls you onto the bed and you move your hips towards her I whimper as she takes your cock into her mouth. I have lost concentration and she reminds me what I should be doing by pushing my head back towards her warm, damp cunt. I continue to lick her and fuck her with my fingers as she sucks and licks your cock. She is moving her hips against me and the pace is quickening. I feel her pulling me harder towards her and then she is coming. I feel her clit pulse and her cunt tightening rhythmically around my fingers as she moans in pleasure.

She lies back and your glistening cock pops out of her mouth. She looks at me “I want to see him and you now”. She hesitates, “but kiss me first”. She moves back, fully onto the bed and I move up her body; supporting myself above her on my elbows and knees. I kiss her, enjoying knowing that moments earlier your cock had been in her mouth and with the taste of her still on my tongue.

You move behind me and raise my arse, sliding your cock into my wet cunt. I groan into her mouth as you force yourself into me. As you start to move she lifts her hand between my legs and using her thumb starts to rub my clit. Occasionally she moves her hand towards you and encircles your cock as you move in and out of me. I am so turned on that I know I will come any second. I break away from kissing her and say, “Don’t stop”. She just kisses me again and you murmur, “Oh my god, I’m going to come”. At that I start to come, pushing myself hard against her hand, making you force my hips back up to your throbbing cock and then I feel you coming too; pumping your hot come into me whilst I am still pulsing from my orgasm. We stay that like for maybe half a minute, she looks happy and glazed. Then I roll off her and you lie behind me, still inside me, leaning across and stroking her.

photo credit: mryllyn

Sunday, 19 October 2008

More sunshine

At least a mile down what is barely a track is the beach. Small and pebbled but with beautiful views. There is no one around so I strip off and swim in just my pants. CG watches from the shore. Later we lie on the beach and soak up the sun. I am reading my book when he takes my hand and places it on his shorts so I can feel his erection. As I laugh, he asks if I will give him a blow job. Despite the risk of being caught I don’t hesitate. I lean across and free his cock from his shorts. He is so hard and so warm as I take him in my mouth. I feel a slight breeze cooling my lips as I greedily lick and suck his cock. I am turned on even more by knowing that he is enjoying the chance that anyone could come down the track at any time and catch us.

Soon he stops me and say he needs to be inside me; that he needs to fuck me. I catch my breath as he says the words. There are boats passing all the time and we are on a very exposed beach but I so badly want him. I lead him up to our hire car, remove my shorts and climb into the back. He slides down his shorts again and leans into the car - one hand on the parcel shelf one on the seat in front - and thrusts his hard cock into my wet cunt. I involuntarily squeal with pleasure. The car is very small and I am pressed up against the far door with my left foot up on the driver’s headrest. He absolutely pounds the fuck out of me, only stopping to laugh as he removes my glasses from where they have become wedged under my head. I lift my arse to allow him to enter me more deeply and for me to grind against his pelvis as he thrusts into me. It is probably the quickest sex we have had, very probably the roughest. Definitely the most exciting and sexiest; and as he comes I come.

Photo credit: stealthtractor

Wednesday, 15 October 2008


What could be more perfect than you naked, lying next to me in the sun? I look over at you; your tanned firm body warm and slightly moist from the warmth of the sun. Your skin glowing in the sunlight. And then you ask me to rub some suntan oil on you……
Photo credit: itanng

Monday, 15 September 2008

In the Shower

Warm and wet, covered in soap suds, steam fills the cubicle. You lean back and I wash your chest. The temptation for my hands to stray is too great. I move closer and run my hands down your back, across your buttocks. I step back and run my hands up your thighs cupping your testicles in one hand and letting the other move, again, round to your firm arse. You are still leaning back, looking up at the spray of water; but your body responds.

I sink to my knees and with no hand contact, take your cock in my mouth. You gasp. The water runs across my head, down my face, making it difficult to breathe as I move on your cock. I have to pull my hair back as the water moving over me pushes it forward onto my face. I take my hands again and run them round to your arse, I pull you closer. You fill my mouth. I work your cock, knowing what you like; knowing what I enjoy giving. Feeling your body responding naturally, you move your hips towards me unconsciously. Occasionally you lift your hands to wrap them into my hair; wanting to pull me harder onto you. I move away and look up at you, your face in pleasured concentration, the water running down and your cock so hard and waiting to be taken back into my mouth.

I lift myself on my heels and suck you in once more, moving my hand around your cock as I suck and lick. You moan and push yourself more deeply into my mouth. And, as the water runs down over my body you groan and harden and then begin to pulse your come into my mouth. I drink it up, not wasting one drop. Then, looking up at you I smile with satisfaction. As I often feel - like the cat that got the cream.

photo credit: Half Chinese

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Sex Toy Review - iBuzz Two Vibrator

The Product: I was seriously excited when this turned up. A sex toy for couples! The iBuzz Two is a “music-activated” sex toy; you plug in your ipod, connect up the headphones and you and your partner enjoy the sensations from two vibrating bullets (a “rabbit “ and cock ring). I love my music and I love my rabbit (although my fav is sooo much larger than this one!) and I love having sex. What more could you ask.

It’s also a great looking product. Slightly garish colours on the rabbit and cock ring (pink for the girl blue for the boy!) but the control unit is a nice tidy white box with silver panel which has a blue neon light behind it.

Positioning: Firstly, you need to connect the whole thing up. You do NOT want to be doing this in the heat of passion. The cables are not very long so if you are using this as a couple you need to be pretty close to each other (which of course isn’t a problem if you are using it during sex). However, I challenge anyone to change positions whilst using the IBuzz! The cock ring has two rings, one for the cock and one for his balls. It has a “nubbed top” for clit stimulation if you are using it during sex. If used solo the bunny is nicely shaped to fit against you whilst the ears tackle your clit. Personally I found it difficult to work out how to position the bunny during sex. However, with the nubbed bit and the vibes running through the cock ring that wasn’t such an issue.

Functionality: If you use it with the ipod it vibrates in time with the music. If you use it without an ipod it has 4 pulsing patterns and 11 speeds. More than enough. As with the Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit vibrator I found the ears a little small to give me the sensation I need to climax. However, it certainly gets you on the way.

Doing the business: I think this about more than just getting you off. It’s less about having a wank and more about pleasuring yourself or sharing a sensual/sexual experience. However, yes, it does do the job! It’s quite an experience to listen to music through headphones whilst both feeling the same vibrations, especially if you do it whilst having your bloke’s cock inside you. However, I found the cables annoying and not being able to move about was more of an issue than I expected. Used solo it’s a really nice way to pass half an hour or more.

Value for money: The RRP is £40, but LoveHoney are currently selling the IBuzz for £20. It’s a great looking sex toy, it is great fun, it’s something for a couple to share but can be used along. Overall I think it is great value for money.

Rating 7/10
Pros: Great for a couple to share, lots of vibration options and it’s fun. Cons: The cables are very annoying, the rabbit ears could be “stronger”

Thursday, 4 September 2008

HNT - ankle

I have a thing for ankle's: even my own!

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Sugasm #144

This Week’s Picks

Bush Rides Again: Birth Control Defined as “Abortion”? “ The reason you tweak laws, redefining them or broadening their definitions, is to create the opportunity for a legal climate in which challenges may better succeed.”

First Time For Everything: A Polyamorous Relationship “The only real trouble with being a triad came from the world around us.”

Sex Work And Compassion: Panty Tree “I will never feel shame for being a sex worker.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice I Meet the Business End of Citibank’s Anti-Adult Business Policy
More Sugasm Join the Sugasm
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

My request

You kneel before me and lift my dress. I am wearing no underwear and your hand encircles my arse. You slide your other hand up between my thighs and part my legs. You lean into me and gently lick me, running your tongue around my clit. Then you insert a finger then another inside me to fuck me with whilst you work me with your tongue. I hold your head and groan as you send pulses of pleasure though my body....

That's my request; if you don't mind. xx

Monday, 18 August 2008

Risk Taker

We are in bed; I kiss you and turn away saying good night. You laugh and ask what I suggest you do with your massive hard on. I’ve no idea where that has suddenly come from but there is no doubt it shouldn’t be wasted. You ask me to get the chocolate sauce left over from pudding and warm it through.

I dip my fingers in the warm chocolate and draw first on your stomach and then up the wonderfully hard shaft of your cock. I then lick it off, there is chocolate everywhere and it moves from sensual and sexy to send me into giggles. I kiss chocolate off your face and then you move to bring me on top of you. Our pact of no sex forgotten?

I don’t move with you, but instead pull you to me. To bring you across and on top of me. You raise yourself on your arms above me and look down as you slowly enter me. I lift my hips to you and then once inside drop back down and wrap my legs around you. This position is so uncommon for us and yet it’s the one I love the most. I love to feel the weight of you on me, the strength in your arms. To see your face fully and to know you are watching me. To be kissed and to feel so utterly taken.

You untangle my legs and bring them over your shoulders. You look down and watch, with obvious pleasure, as you drive your cock in and out of my swollen cunt. I am so incredibly turned on, but certain I won’t come; this is not a position that allows enough direct stimulation for me. However, you above me, feeling your hard cock forcing itself so deeply into me is amazing. You drop my legs down and kiss me. You pull right back and plough deeper into me as you groan.. I’m going to come”…..I feel each pulse as you come hard inside me. As you finish you push deeper still and suddenly I can feel my own body start to pulse and my orgasm takes me by surprise. I raise my hips to you and gasp as it hits me.
As we lie together I wonder; I know you aren’t a risk taker. I doubt you knew how slight the risk was. There were alternatives that you ignored. Why was that?

Friday, 15 August 2008

Thank Fuck It’s Friday

I’m in the office, watching you across the desks. We don’t do this well.

I text you “server room, 2 minutes” and leave the main office. We have joked about office sex. About you fucking me on the boardroom table, sex in the stock room and a blow job in the server room. I wonder how you will respond.

When I first met you I thought you were a risk taker, you aren’t. But knowing that I still can’t anticipate you.

I stand outside the server room door like a naughty girl outside the Headmasters office. You keep me waiting but you come.

Suddenly I feel nervous. This floor is mostly unused but there are offices full of people above us. But still I open the door and we slip inside. The room is tiny and freezing due to the constant cooling air conditioning. It’s dark but there is a small window in the door.

You stand with your back to the door and we kiss. Aware of the fact our absence will soon be noticed I step back and move down your body, kissing as I go. I undo your trousers, you hesitate slightly but I can already feel how turned on you are. I ease your cock free and move my mouth to you, I open my lips and draw you in. You gasp, but so do I. I run my hand around your thigh and into the small of your back. Bringing you closer to me. To fill my mouth.

The taste of you, the noise you make in the back of your throat, the excitement of the circumstances. I am as turned on as you.

I swirl my tongue around the head of your cock, I use my hands to stroke you as I gently suck, I take your unbelievably hard cock right into my mouth. I moan, I am so wet ; so desperate to feel you inside me. But I know this is about you.

You bring your hands down to me, holding my head with one and you pushing me into you. I feel you grow and know you are so fucking up for this. I want you to know that you are filling me completely and there’s not an inch of room in my mouth you haven’t filled which is now full with your ”my god “ pulsating raw cock. I’m almost gagging by now but in a good way whilst small sexual gurgling noises escape from throat . Christ I’m so fucking on the edge by now that I could simply scream; I recognise that you are now close and convulsing, groaning and swaying in compete disarray. I reach down to touch myself; my hot and very soaked pussy; as you come deep and with extreme intensity hitting the back of my throat. It makes me flinch and squirm in complete extasy. The sheer desire and lust of this makes me giggle slightly as you collapse into the door but I make sure not all of that precious come escapes from my lips.

HNT - Coy

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Sex Toy Review - LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator

The Product: The LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit is a seriously female toy; three different pinks and some pearlescent beads with a shiny silver bit thrown in. In total nearly 10 inches but only 5.5 inches are insertable (which I have to say I found more than enough). It’s got a 5 inch circumference (which seemed pretty life like to me. Although this is guesswork as whilst I’ve measured the cock of nearly every bloke I’ve slept with it’s never been the circumference!). Despite the colours (which maybe some people love) it’s got a great feel to it. Lovely and squidgy whilst still being firm enough to make you feel “full”.

Positioning: The general plan with a rabbit is that you insert the shaft into yourself and position the bunny ears against, or above, or around your clit. I found it easy to insert, even without lubrication (but to be honest I seem to be pretty turned on most of the time so perhaps the rest of the world would need a bit of lube). When it first arrived it wasn’t really the time of the month for me to fancy inserting much into myself but I still managed to get the benefit of the ears. Firstly by holding it upside down and having the shaft away from myself and then also by turning it on its side. I found that the ears working sideways on were quite a different sensation.

One of the problems with the rabbit is that if you want to change the speed of the vibrations it can be a bit of a stretch if you are lying on your back. Also, sometimes you need to hold the end of the shaft to push it properly back into position whilst you are mid action. I’ve never found it comfortable to use lying on my front and standing up requires pelvic floor muscles stronger than those I posses. An option is to sit propped upright with your feet pulled up against your body. Using your heels to keep the rabbit in place. This also totally exposes your clit to the action of the bunny ears. I guess this might be too much for some people. Of course, another alternative is to include your partner in the action!

Functionality: The shaft and the bunny ears both have 3 speeds and can be controlled independently of each other (so you can just have the ears if the squirmy shaft doesn’t do it for you). There is also a “reverse” button to rotate the shaft the other way. . The slowest setting on the ears is pretty high vibrations and I’m sure that’d be enough for many people. I’ve never made it up to level 3. Maybe I’m unique in this but as soon as I come I don’t want any vibrations or probing going on. For this reason I always prefer toys with a simple “off” switch. The rabbit doesn’t have one and if you have it up at full pelt you either have to whip it out and chuck it across the room (as I have done) or run down the speed settings till it shuts off.

Doing the business: This works. I have come within 30 seconds when using the rabbit. I’ve also managed to eek it out to about 6 minutes. I think you’d have to be doing something else (like your tax return) to make it last any longer than that. I am a penetration girl so love the sensation of something inside me whilst I masturbate (in an ideal world this would be CGs cock – but that’s not always practical).

Value for money: It's £25. I found it a bit garish (as I may have mentioned). However, it’s a quality product and I would say great value for money. Really nice feel to it and boy does it work!

Rating 8/10
Pros: Fast worker, nice fit, firm bunny ears, waterproof
Cons: No “quick” off switch, noisy if you have the whole thing on full throttle

Tuesday, 12 August 2008


I have been away for a week, with CG, so have loads to post about when I get my act together (and my breath back!).

In the meantime I wanted to say thanks to the guys at Fleshbot who caused a lovely surge in hits a couple of weeks ago when they featured (probably my favourite post) on their Sex Blog Roundup.

Superb site and thank you again!

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Sugasm #143

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #144? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Anti-Porn Protest Gets Weird “People get very excited about their causes and lack the sense to see if the information backs them up. ”
The Come Shot “You don’t see their bodies going blotchily red and hear them howling like a banshee.”
Third Time’s a Charm “If I lift my kilt on Bourbon Street I’m much more likely to get arrested than if Elizabeth takes off her top.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank
Editor’s Choice In My Office
More Sugasm Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Monday, 4 August 2008

Sex Toy Review - Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit vibrator

The Product: It’s a bright pink oval egg covered in nobbles with a little jelly bunny (with “ears”) sitting on top. It has a two foot cable leading to the control unit which has an on off switch and a 7 mode toggle button. The controls are slightly ergonomically shaped to fit nicely in your hand. Also, for couple play it’s probably less threatening visually to the bloke than an 8 inch cock shaped vibrator!

Positioning: Firstly, it’s fairly obvious, but you want to make sure the wire isn’t between you and the bunny. My plan was to lie on my back and nestle the “egg” up against myself with the bunny ears resting on/around my clit. This turned out to be far more complicated than I’d anticipated to the point where I had to turn the light on (I like to masturbate in the dark if I’m on my own!). Even when I had managed that I found that I couldn’t get the angle right and I had to hold the egg in place. I had similar problems when using it sitting propped up in bed. However, it does feel great against the skin and was a nice size once slotted into place.

Functionality: It has 7 different vibrating speeds and patterns (probably just the right amount to give options but not overload!). The fastest vibration was actually painful for me (but other people might like that intensity) and on one setting it felt more like a woodpecker than rabbit ears. I think that was due to the “ears” being so small. You can also easily remove the pink cover and use it smooth. It’s not waterproof and I’m unsure if it’s suitable for insertion.

Doing the business: Basically it does do the job. Now I have worked out what I’m doing with it I have two choices. I can either slam it up to high vibrations and orgasm fairly quickly or if I want a more leisurely wank I can run through the different vibrations/speeds taking my time.

Value for money: For £15 I think you could expect something a bit slicker as first impressions were it’s a bit tacky. However, it does seem well made. I can’t deny it does the job but for me it doesn’t give those body slamming, breath taking away orgasms I have had with other toys.

Rating 6/10
Pros: It does the job, is fairly quiet and has lots of vibration options
Cons: Visually less appealing than other toys and requires both hands to operate

Friday, 1 August 2008

Saturday Night

Making Love

My feet ache and I’m exhausted so I go lie on the bed. I lie on my front with my head on my arms. I think about lifting my lower legs and crossing them at the ankle but decide that’s too staged. But, and even at the time this makes me smile, it’s not too staged that at some point between returning from the party and heading to bed I added stockings to my outfit! I listen to you in the kitchen and wonder how long before you get the message, pleased to hear you start to switch everything off.

You walk over to the bed and I wonder if you are playing the game too; if you will just lie next to me and pretend to sleep, if you will get undressed and slip into bed completely ignoring me. But you don’t. You lie fully across my back and kiss my neck. You get me. You always get me.

You move off me slightly, still touching so much of me with your body, and run your hand up my inner thigh. I know you will now tease me and you do. Slowly sweeping your hand up my thigh and across to the other whilst studiously avoiding touching me where I need you. Eventually you move closer and run the back of your hand up, fully, between my legs. I expect to hear your surprise when you find I am wearing no underwear but you make no reaction; am I so obvious? I want to lift my self to you but resist the urge. I need to moan but hold myself back. Worried that at too much reaction you will pull away. You lift my dress further and I quietly ask you to remove it. You help me out of it whilst I still lie on my front on the bed in basque and stockings. Somehow you have become naked and you move on top of me and push my legs apart with your knees and slightly lift my arse to you. But there is no urgency, you move around on top of me touching me with your hands, occasionally pushing your hard cock against my wetness. Teasing but not frustratingly so. Your pace is just right.

Eventually you lift me higher and position yourself against me, slowly, beautifully, entering me. This time I moan. God, you feel amazing inside me. Everything is perfect, your entire body against me, the candles, the music (which I’d not noticed until now). Time has stopped.

Getting Fucked

You rise onto your knees and I move with you and you fuck me from behind. Still gently at first and then with more force, with more passion. At some point we move and you are above me with our legs entwined. I watch your cock as it slides into me and comes out glistening in the candlelight. It is hugely erotic. You untangle me and my legs are on your shoulders as you plough into me. Pinning one of my arms above my head, never taking your eyes off me.

And then you tuck your legs under yourself and in one swift movement we are down the other end of the bed and I am sitting astride you with your cock buried deep inside me. Now I hold your arms above your head and start to fuck you. I place one foot on the floor for leverage and grind myself against you. I need to push myself fully onto you, to arch my back and grind down filling myself with your hard cock. I need to come and know I am about to come. I pull myself upright and push my hands down onto your chest, as I always do when I come. You groan and I feel the start of your orgasm too. I need to stay still as I come and you need to move. It makes it a battle, but one I relish. I love the way you come, how it’s not over in a second, how your body curls inwards and towards the end of your orgasm how you your raise your knees. How you look at me as you are coming. I know there is nothing more connecting than this moment. Pure passion, pure heat, total lust, honesty and absolute love. I laugh. You are one amazing shag.

Thursday, 31 July 2008

HNT - Not

I know this isn't in any way naked. But it's a great photo of CGs lovely arse. It's my blog - my rules - my choice of photo!

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Sugasm #142

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #143? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Interludes - part 3 “He winds the rope around his hands, smoothing the kinks, and I stand there, breathing a little faster, conscious of all those eyes upon me.”
Hurts So Good “I want you to wear the badges of sweet distress for days.”
Shower fantasy “You don’t want to admit it, but you want me.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice Why I haven’t blogged about the Mosley case
More Sugasm Join the Sugasm
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

I’m an official Sex Toy Reviewer

I’ve got this great new gig – reviewing sex toys for LoveHoney. On the occasions when I’ve bought toys from them in the past I’ve been really impressed with the service.

So I wrote to them and asked if they were interested in me trying out a few products and writing about them. I was very excited when they said yes. CG was slightly apprehensive, as he has voiced his concern about feeling redundant on more than one occasion!

Anyway, when the parcel arrived he was as keen as me to see what it held. I absolutely love getting stuff in the post. This is what they sent me:

Dream Egg 10 function remote control vibrator
Jessica Rabbit 2.0 vibrator
Magic Power Wand mini vibrator
Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit vibrator
Bada Bing Ring

First impressions: A sea of pink punctuated by the black power wand. Jessica Rabbit is like something you’d buy in a tourist shop along with a “kiss me quick” hat. It shouts sugar overload. But all of it was out of the packaging and being fiddled with in about 10 seconds flat. I resisted the urge to actually test any of it out there and then – as I was starving hungry and some things do sometimes come before sex!

But my plan for later was to try out the Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit first on myself and see if I could tempt CG into giving the sleek power wand a go (as practice for my ultimate fantasy).

Will keep you updated.

PS, I am starting a list of what I’d like to review in the future so please free to give me suggestions!

Thursday, 24 July 2008

HNT - Thank you..

.. for not letting me down.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Painful reminiscing

The following day, starting an hour commute, I consider that I will spend more time travelling to and from my meetings than we spent having sex the previous evening. I have had years of sex that you could (and I did) fit into television advert breaks.

I ache everywhere. My back is tense. Initially from throwing my head and shoulders back with my arms clasped round your inner thighs as I sat astride you and then later from lying on my front and arching my arse up towards you so you could enter me more deeply. My hips feel pulled apart from you holding the top of my thighs and ramming yourself into me from above, forcing my legs over your shoulders as you leant down to kiss me. My calves, which will receive further battering from walking around all day in heals, are throbbing from where later still I sat astride you supporting my weight so you could lift your head and watch your cock slide in and out of me. Whilst I watched your expression of pleasure. I am covered in scratches all up my body from where I curled my nails into myself, in pleasure, so as to avoid scaring you.

Later, sitting on the hard seat in my afternoon meeting, the discomfort I feel reminds me how you alternated between gently making love to me and fucking me hard. How after two hours you took me, animalistically, from behind with one hand pulling me into you and the other gaining leverage against the headboard. I smile, inappropriately, as I think how in that time I came four times and you only the once.

As I start my journey back to you and another, more gentle night of passion, I stand on the underground train. I hold the filthy metal pole and consider how much I’d like to handcuff you to the metal posts of the spare bed and fuck for hours.

Photo credit: Fabian de Kloe

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Sugasm #141

This Week’s Picks

Comedy vs. Tragedy “Are you on your period? What? Did he just say…”

Ian, or, Sometimes Sex is Hilarious“In short, it isn’t sex blogger sex.”

A Wish“I wish that you could know the indescribable pleasure of being enfolded in your warm, gentle wetness.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank
Editor’s Choice Road Rage
More Sugasm Join the Sugasm
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Saturday, 19 July 2008

I worship your cock

The morning light is streaming in but you are still trying to sleep. From the bathroom I wander back to bed, remove the covers from you and lazily move over your body. The way I slide myself across your body you must think we are going to have sex. However, instead of sitting astride you I start to move down your warm body. I take you in my mouth, tasting the metallic tang of me from last night.

I adore your cock and as much as I want you to fuck me I need you in my mouth. I wrap my hand around your shaft and lick the tip of your cock, running my tongue around the ridges. Cupping your balls in my other hand. After a minute I remove my hands and take as much of you into my mouth as possible. Feeling you pushing against the back of my throat, me relaxing into it. This is just a prelude to sex I tell myself. I don’t want to make you come; I want to suck your cock for hours. I look up at you and you are no longer sleepy; the intensity of your gaze turns me on even more.

I smile as I move my mouth up and down on your cock, you slip out of my mouth and I groan. I take you back in my mouth and continue to work my mouth around your cock. I could do this forever, but too soon I feel your cock harden even more and you push your body up towards me. I consider my options and realise I can’t stop; I need this as much as you do. You make low groaning sounds and cup my head in your hands. Not forcing me onto you, just making sure I don’t move away. And then, as you come and your hot seed fills my mouth, I have to rest my hands on your hips to stop you moving away as your body jerks. I lift my head and look at you as I swallow. God, I worship your cock.
Photo credit: Ninha Morandini

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

TNT - Starter

This is a photo CG sent me by text entitled Starter. I’m pretty sure he forbade me from putting it on the blog. I wonder what my punishment will be :)

Maybe if I ever work out how to upload video I will share what he sent as the “main course”. Yummy!

15 minutes thinking of you

I’m alone, again, getting changed for bed and as I run my hands down my hips to remove my jeans I think of you. I have spent an entire afternoon thinking of you. I slip my hands inside my pants and feel my wetness. I lose all interest in getting ready for bed and lie back on the bed. I dip my finger into my wet pussy and run it around my clit feeling the ache develop across my groin. I lean over and reach into the drawer pulling out the vibrator. I pull my pants to one side and slide the vibe inside myself. I slowly finger myself as I push the vibe in and out of me.

I’m lying on the bed on my back and you are kneeling between my legs, you lift my hips and slide your hard cock inside me. I push my feet down onto the bed and support myself. You move one hand to my clit and start to stroke me; moving lightly at first in large circles and then firmer and more directly. You pull back and I moan, you dip two fingers inside me and then, impaling me on your cock once more, continue to rub my clit. I am totally focussed on you and you on me. As the pleasure increases I drop my hips a little to force you harder inside me as you continue to work my clit. Suddenly the sensation intensifies and I can feel I am about to come. You feel it to; and your cock hardens, further, inside me. I groan and cry out as it hits me and as I come you hold the heal of your hand against me; holding me tight with your other hand to stop me slipping away from you.

As the waves of orgasm lessen I remove the vibe from my sopping cunt and sit up thinking how much I’m looking forward to seeing you in 3 days time.
Photo credit: hypertypos

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Sugasm #140

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #141? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form.

This Week’s Picks

“Are you a sex blogger or a sexy blogger?”
“It builds a community that I am so proud to be part of.”

The J Word
“And while you’re with her, I’ll be with him.”

Transcending moment
"It’s that place between fear and arousal, and they are so very closely related.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank
Editor’s Choice Chill Pleasure
More Sugasm Join the Sugasm
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Monday, 14 July 2008

Do you fancy something new?

In bed, very late, after a night out..

Me: Do you want to hear my ultimate fantasy

CG (very sleepy): mmmm. yea, go on

Me: You know strap ons….

CG (sounding far less sleepy): erm, yes

Me: Well, I’d really like to shag you with a strap on.

CG: …….

Me: I’m not joking… (naughty smile) sorry!

To be continued…

Photo credit: LoveHoney

Sunday, 13 July 2008

Can't Get Enough

I am always absolutely desperate for you. I need you again as soon as we’ve finished. I’m not sure I could ever get enough. I want your cock in my mouth even whilst you are fucking me. I want you to cover every inch of me with your body. To lick, touch, everywhere. And then I want to look into your eyes as I make you come.

Photo credit: VolaVale

Wednesday, 9 July 2008


Sugasm #139

This Week’s Picks

Flunking A Call“I fell silent again and tried to think. What did he want?”

Revision“He seemed… perfect. ”

Shaving, revisted.“I don’t do it for society, for anyone who will or will not be seeing it. I do it for me.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice Exploitation, objectification and breaking the law…More Sugasm Join the Sugasm
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

One for the girls

... and maybe some of the boys

220 videos of chaps, all “amateurs” apparently, getting their tackle out and masturbating for the camera. Bloody marvellous!


Monday, 7 July 2008


Having a coffee with a mate; I hear a text message arrive and flip open my phone…

Don’t get distracted by thoughts of me grabbing hold of you and throwing you over the back of the couch, bending you over and pulling down those sweet pink panties of yours. Driving my tongue deep into you. Then I’m going to turn you over and fill you with my now hard and aching cock. You can feel me thrusting noisily and passionately into your wet pussy. You turn and drop to your knees taking my dripping cock in your mouth. I come hard and violently grabbing the back of your hair…. But don’t let me distract you from your coffee.

Photo credit: worak

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Sugasm #138

This Week’s Picks

You’re going to come for me.“I imagined her, bound. Wrists behind her back, whimpering.”

Champagne Orgasms“I cry out, begging for him to stop, begging him not to”

Tie one on“He slipped his hands under my blouse and teased my nipples and breasts with his strong hands.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself Sugar Bank
Editor’s Choice The Look

More Sugasm Join the Sugasm
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Thursday, 3 July 2008

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

High Heels

I am watching CG cooking me dinner. Occasionally we kiss. I am desperate for more. CG is making me wait. He’s been playing the game for nearly an hour. But I’m determined.
I put on my heels and lean over the worktop to watch the film whilst he cooks behind me. What man can resist high heels? Before I can turn to see his reaction he pushes up against me, roughly, expertly massaging my back, leaning forward and kissing my neck.
I slip out of my jeans and he lowers his, releasing his hard cock, slipping easily inside me. We rarely just fuck. But he fucks me now; over the counter. Pounding hard and fast into me. Holding me against him by my hips, my shoulders, my hair. Heavy breath on my neck. I am panting, groaning, in response to his thrusts. He comes hard, his body convulsing in waves of pleasure as he explodes, noisily, inside me. He steps back and his warm seed runs down my legs.
He puts the potatoes back on the ring and turns the oven back up. Practical as well as an amazing shag!

Monday, 30 June 2008

Send me a sexy text?

CG texts me “I’m in the pub; send me something dirty?”

I smile; I was already thinking something dirty:

Slowly I ease myself down onto his hard cock. He is filing me and the sensation is amazing. So hard, so hot and his hands on my hips desperate to force himself further inside me. I rock back and forth rubbing myself against him. Feeling myself throbbing – my body craving release.

Photo credit: ~chicchun~


CG booked us a dirty weekend. I’d have happily gone to sleazy motel, which is why I wasn’t allowed to make the booking; instead we got a suite at the top of an old country house (think maze like gardens and croquet on the lawn). The room was wonderful with a four-poster bed. Very romantic.

However, after 40 minutes in the car with CG I was the horny side of romance. Within seconds of getting into the room I was pushing up against CG, kissing him hard and pulling him to me. My breathing heavy, feeling his hardness against me and my body buzzing in response. Quickly he removed my clothes and kicked off his; falling onto the bed. Then, with frustrating self-restraint, he raised himself above me and incredibly slowly eased his cock into me. But, nearly two weeks apart meant a fast and furious fuck resulting in me seeing every corner of the bed from every angle.

And then as CG lay naked on the bed I found the shower. I love showers; detachable showerheads were surely invented by a woman. This one was a walk in shower with massive ceiling rose and rainbars. Quite by accident I stood the “wrong” way and that turned out to be a mistake I was pleased to have made.

I lean back against the wall and let the horizontal spray from the rainbars ease its way between my already swollen lips and beat against my waiting clit. The water pulsates and I try not to move. I want to arch my back in response but the smallest movement means the torrent of water no longer hits the spot. I stand, mouth open but barely breathing, water pouring over my body. Still able to feel where CG was inside me only minutes earlier, thinking only of the powerful sensation of the water. When it comes my orgasm hits me so hard that I let out a moan and my knees weaken. I feel it still pulsing through me as I step out of the shower to see CG still lying naked on the bed smiling at me.

Round Two!

Photo credit: chadmill

Sunday, 29 June 2008

Good weekend

I can smell you on me.
Feel the sensation of you inside me.
I feel marked, owned, and I love it.

Thursday, 26 June 2008

What’s in a word?

CG is at his house I am at mine. I text him “technical question. In the rainbars story (which I’ll put on the blog next week) should it be pussy or cunt”.

He replies “Well - depends on the context;

He went slowly down my body with his tongue teasing me till he reached my soft and moist pussy….


He pulled my hair hard, lifted my arse high and rammed his huge cock deep into my wet and sore cunt."

Not sure it answered the question – but it did give me something to consider later in bed!
Photo credit: darkpatator

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

An Afternoon Quickie: Solo

I work for the same company as CG. It’s a late afternoon and he is working from home. I call to ask him a question about work. He picks up and laughs; “good timing”. I immediately know. I say “don’t let me stop you”. I don’t say another word and nor does he. For the next two minutes all I can hear is breathing and the movement of his hand stroking his hard cock. I hear his breathing deepen and him moan as he comes. I smile and hang up.

Later I realise I never asked him the question I phoned with.

Photo credit: preciouskhyatt

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

When fantasies get ruined – Can I come on your face?

If you want to stick with the fantasy only read the first paragraph!

I have this fantasy. We’ve just walked into the house. I am standing in front of CG. I am fully clothed and in my highest of high heels. He is stood with his back to the wall. I push myself up against him and start kissing him. He holds my hips and forces me against him. I can feel he is hard. After a minute I slide down his body until I am kneeling in front of him. I undo his trousers and I ease his cock out. I slowly open my lips and take him in my mouth. I look up at him and see him watching me, which turns me on even more. He is smiling. I groan as I pull him further into my mouth. I can feel myself aching for him. I move my hands up and down his hard shaft and he groans. I can feel him getting harder, ready to come. I pull back and look up at him and he comes all over my face.

It’s pure porn fantasy.

But too many years of shit sex with wanky men has ruined it for me. I’ve done it for the wrong reasons before and now I can’t do it for the right ones. Well, at least I don’t think I can. I guess if anyone can make me feel good about it, it will be CG.

Note: I tell CG what I’ve written and he sends me a text “tell you what you can come on mine and I’ll come on yours! It is porn and messy but kinda naughty”. So, watch this space.

Photo credit: Ende

Monday, 23 June 2008

Multitasking and Messenger at Work

Trying to respond to some emails from clients whilst buying a new vibrator is multi tasking enough. But then CG pings me on messenger. We have been having quite a bit of text sex (of which I will share more in later posts) over the weekend.

What's cool about CG is that despite having been around a bit (which he will not thank me for saying) he's quite shy about stuff. So he sends me filthy texts: "I can feel you wriggling now as I suck your clit hard and plunge my fingers deep inside you" followed up with "is that too rude?". What a cool guy! It actually makes me even hornier.

Anyway, back to messenger. He's saying that he loves the dirty texts but is worried about going "too far" and that he finds it "difficult" sometimes.

Me: what sort of difficult?

CG: well I sort of like being naughty with you but am kinda sensitive about being over filthy. Don't worry I'm coming out of my shy mode.

Me: are you comfortable with the stuff I am sending you?

CG: yeah. I don't mind it from you I love it!! I suppose its just that you're not some cheap tart I want to fuck but now my girlfriend and I want to treat you with respect whilst also wanting to shag the arse off you! It's getting the balance right. Does that make sense ?

Me: yes and you are getting the balance right!

CG: good in that case I look forward to loads of hot and sweaty fucking with you coming on top of me with my hard cock deeply inside you and then you grabbing my now aching cock and sucking it greedily , making me explode and cuming deep inside you're mouth !!

I am completely at a loss for words. Which, if you knew me, is pretty bloody impressive.
Photo credit: xirannisx

Sharing my sex life

For the past 20 years I've had average sex. Some of it has been so far below average that I'm not sure if it even counts as sex. Occasionally, some of it has been quite good. However, I've just started having amazing sex and its so great that I want to talk about it.

But really, do my friends want to hear about the details? Most of them probably don't. So I thought I'd share it here. I'm an verbal exhibitionist. I've only had sex in front of other people once in my life and it didn't do it enough for me to want to repeat the experience. However, I absolutely love talking about sex.

What's especially great about CG (aka my boyfriend and fabulous shag) is that he is more than happy for me to share. I guess as long as I keep it fairly anonymous!

I'll do the background and fill in the details as I go along. No one wants to read my entire life story all in one go.