In bed, very late, after a night out..
Me: Do you want to hear my ultimate fantasy
CG (very sleepy): mmmm. yea, go on
Me: You know strap ons….
CG (sounding far less sleepy): erm, yes
Me: Well, I’d really like to shag you with a strap on.
Me: I’m not joking… (naughty smile) sorry!
To be continued…
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